I Never Stole A Joke In My

My Doctor Told Me That Jogging Could Add Years To My Life. I Think He Was Right. I Feel Ten Years Older Already.

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.