I Never Stole A Joke In My

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.