I Never Stole A Joke In My

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

I Made A Terrible Mistake Last Christmas. My Wife Made Me Swear That I Wouldn't Give Her A Fancy Gift. And I Didn't.

A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job Forever.