Experience Is What You Have After You've

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

They've Got Plastic Christmas Trees Now. They're Hard To Tell From The Real Aluminum Ones.

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.