Experience Is What You Have After You've

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.