Experience Is What You Have After You've

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"