The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays.

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

A Man Is Hit By A Car While Crossing A Beverly Hills Street. A Woman Rushes To Him And Cradles His Head In Her Lap, Asking, Are You Comfortable? The Man Answers, I Make A Nice Living.

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.