If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness. It Just Helps You Look For It In More Places.

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.