I Love To Go To Washington -

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

I Have Seen What A Laugh Can Do. It Can Transform Almost Unbearable Tears Into Something Bearable, Even Hopeful.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.