Rock And Roll Is Catching On All

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.