Rock And Roll Is Catching On All

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.