I Like To Play In The Low

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.