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The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Was In Late 1959, When I Appeared In Let's Make Love At Fox. The Wide-eyed Marilyn I Had First Known Was Gone. This Marilyn Was More Beautiful Than Ever.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.