I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.