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Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.
-Red Skelton
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Exercise? I Get It On The Golf
Red Skelton
Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.
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