Exercise? I Get It On The Golf

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.