Exercise? I Get It On The Golf

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.

I Personally Believe That Each Of Us Was Put Here For A Purpose -- To Build Not To Destroy. If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.