Exercise? I Get It On The Golf

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

I Personally Believe That Each Of Us Was Put Here For A Purpose -- To Build Not To Destroy. If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.