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Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.