Old Age Is When Broadness Of The

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.