Old Age Is When Broadness Of The

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

Congress: Bingo With Billions.

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.