I Have Seen What A Laugh Can

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

I Get Upset Over A Bad Shot Just Like Anyone Else. But It's Silly To Let The Game Get To You. When I Miss A Shot I Just Think What A Beautiful Day It Is. And What Pure Fresh Air I'm Breathing. Then I Take A Deep Breath. I Have To Do That. That's What Gives Me The Strength To Break The Club.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.