I Have Seen What A Laugh Can

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music We Love. It's Going To Get Us Out Of The House After Dark!

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.