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The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.