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A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

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Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.