Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.