Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.