Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And

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Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.