Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.