I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening,

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man

I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You Don't Need To Teach Me--i Already Know How!

Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music.

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

If You Were A Man, You'd Go Into Business For Yourself. I Know A Fellow Who Started Out Last Year With Just A Canoe. Now He's Got More Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At, If That's Your Idea Of A Good Time.