I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening,

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.

Obviously There Was No Point In Being A Bachelor If His Houseman Was Going To Filch His Booze. If He Was Going To Get Robbed, He Might Just As Well Get Married.

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.