Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman,

I Am A Man And You Are A Woman. I Can't Think Of A Better Arrangement.

Tv Is The Rat Race Of The Century.

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.