Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman,

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

Firefly: Where Is Your Husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, He's Dead. Firefly: I'll Bet He's Just Using That As An Excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I Was With Him To The Very End. Firefly: Hmmph. No Wonder He Passed Away. Mrs. Teasdale: I Held Him In My Arms And Kissed Him. Firefly: Oh I See. Then, It Was Murder.

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.