Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman,

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.

Hello, I Must Be Going.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.