Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman,

Before I Speak, I Have Something Important To Say.

I Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.