Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman,

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.

Firefly: Where Is Your Husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, He's Dead. Firefly: I'll Bet He's Just Using That As An Excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I Was With Him To The Very End. Firefly: Hmmph. No Wonder He Passed Away. Mrs. Teasdale: I Held Him In My Arms And Kissed Him. Firefly: Oh I See. Then, It Was Murder.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.