How Do You Feel About Women's Rights?

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.