How Do You Feel About Women's Rights?

Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're Making Me, And I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

We In The Industry Know That Behind Every Successful Screenwriter Stands A Woman. And Behind Her Stands His Wife.