How Do You Feel About Women's Rights?

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

Obviously There Was No Point In Being A Bachelor If His Houseman Was Going To Filch His Booze. If He Was Going To Get Robbed, He Might Just As Well Get Married.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.