I've Been Around So Long, I Knew

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

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One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!

There Was No Need To Inform Us Of The Protocol Involved. We Were From Chicago And Knew All About Cement.

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood