I've Been Around So Long, I Knew

Poverty Makes People Sub-human Excess Of Wealth Makes People Inhuman

The Trouble With Writing A Book About Yourself Is That You Can’t Fool Around. If You Write About Someone Else, You Can Stretch The Truth From Here To Finland. If You Write About Yourself The Slightest Deviation Makes You Realize Instantly That There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But You Are Just A Dirty Liar.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.