I've Been Around So Long, I Knew

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.

Take Two Turkeys, One Goose, Four Cabbages, But No Duck, And Mix Them Together. After One Taste, You'll Duck Soup For The Rest Of Your Life

Poverty Makes People Sub-human Excess Of Wealth Makes People Inhuman

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.