This Would Be A Better Place For

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.

I Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.