This Would Be A Better Place For

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.