This Would Be A Better Place For

Why Don't You Bore A Hole In Yourself And Let The Sap Run Out?

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

How Much Would You Want To Stand At The Wrong End Of A Shooting Gallery?

Mrs. Teasdale Calls For Rescue And Firefly Delivers The Famous Line To His Cohorts As They Rescue Her: "remember, You're Fighting For This Woman's Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did."

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!