This Would Be A Better Place For

Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has Stopped.

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.

Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424 And Put "emily, I Love You" On The Back Of The Bill.

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.