This Would Be A Better Place For

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.