I Have Been Advised By The Best

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

We Frequently Hear Of People Dying From Too Much Drinking. That This Happens Is A Matter Of Record. But The Blame Is Always Placed On Whisky. Why This Should Be I Never Could Understand. You Can Die From Drinking Too Much Of Anything - Coffee, Water, Milk, Soft Drinks And All Such Stuff As That. And So As Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing. I Will Make Mine Whisky.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.