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I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.

-W. C. Fields

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I Have Been Advised By The Best

W. C. Fields

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.

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