Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.