I Have Spent A Lot Of Time

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

All Englishmen Talk As If They've Got A Bushel Of Plums Stuck In Their Throats, And Then After Swallowing Them Get Constipated From The Pips.