I Have Spent A Lot Of Time

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.