I Have Spent A Lot Of Time

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.