I Have A Poor Memory For Names;

Never Work With Animals Or Children.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

Here Is My Best Advice On The Matter Of Deductibles: Just Count Off On Your Fingers All The Items That You Suspect Might Be Deductible - And Then Forget Them, Because They Aren't.

How Is The Human Race Going To Survive Now That The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Two Dollars A Quart?

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.