I Have A Poor Memory For Names;

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

Christmas At My House Is Always At Least Six Or Seven Times More Pleasant Than Anywhere Else. We Start Drinking Early. And While Everyone Else Is Seeing Only One Santa Claus, We'll Be Seeing Six Or Seven.