I Have A Poor Memory For Names;

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .