I Have A Poor Memory For Names;

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.