It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

I Think Of The Church Often. Not Because Religion Was Closing In On Me, But Because For A Long Time My Ass Was Sore From That Hard, Unupholstered Pew.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.