It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

I Think Of The Church Often. Not Because Religion Was Closing In On Me, But Because For A Long Time My Ass Was Sore From That Hard, Unupholstered Pew.