It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.