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I Don't Always Prepare Such Rich Meals. Sometimes I'll Just Serve A Simple Quiche, Salad And Dessert For Dinner. During The Week I Try To Eat Lightly.

My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval Of My Interest In Show Business.

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