I Have An Ulcer. It Has An

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

If I Ever Completely Lost My Nervousness I Would Be Frightened Half To Death.

I Was Obsessed With Being Rich And Famous.

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.