I Have An Ulcer. It Has An

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

I Cant Stand Those Food Cult People Who Bring Their Own Food Into The House. All Those Little Thermoses And Paper Bags-it Makes The Other Guests Uncomfortable.

I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember My Name.

I'm Used To Living Alone, And I Like It That Way. You Become So Selfish Living Alone...i'd Make A Terrible Husband Anyway.

My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval Of My Interest In Show Business.