I'm Used To Living Alone, And I

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.

I Cant Stand Those Food Cult People Who Bring Their Own Food Into The House. All Those Little Thermoses And Paper Bags-it Makes The Other Guests Uncomfortable.

I Have This Beautiful Antique Silver Wine Decanter That I Bought At An Auction. I Always Pour Wine From That.

I Sang In The Choir For Years, Even Though My Family Belonged To Another Church.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.