I Don't Have Change I'd Have To

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

Practically Everybody In New York Has Half A Mind To Write A Book, And Does.

Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman, Behind Her Is His Wife.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.