I Don't Have Change I'd Have To

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music.

The Arab And The Camel Are Inseparable. It's Been Said That And Arab Would Give Up His Wife Rather Than Give Up His Camel. Personally, I Haven't Got A Camel, But I Think It's A Great Idea.

Man Does Not Control His Own Fate. The Women In His Life Do That For Him.