Practically Everybody In New York Has Half

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

[mrs. Teasdale]: He's Had A Change Of Heart. [groucho]: A Lot Of Good That'll Do Him. He's Still Got The Same Face.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.