Each Morning When I Open My Eyes

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

Don’t Ever Underestimate The Importance Of Money. I Know It’s Often Been Said That Money Won’t Make You Happy And This Is Undeniably True, But Everything Else Being Equal, It’s A Lovely Thing To Have Around The House.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.