I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine