I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.