I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

I Drink Therefore I Am.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.