I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.

Ultimately Chess Is Just Chess - Not The Best Thing In The World And Not The Worst Thing In The World, But There Is Nothing Quite Like It.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.