I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

Here Is My Best Advice On The Matter Of Deductibles: Just Count Off On Your Fingers All The Items That You Suspect Might Be Deductible - And Then Forget Them, Because They Aren't.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.