I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

I've Been Barbecued, Stewed, Screwed, Tattooed, And Fried By People Claiming To Be My Friends. The Human Race Has Gone Backward, Not Forward, Since The Days We Were Apes Swinging Through The Trees.

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.