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I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).