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Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?