Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.