Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.