Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

I'm Searching For Loopholes.