Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.