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If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See What My Lawyer Says. . . . And If He Says Yes, I'll Get Another Lawyer.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.