When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.