I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even

I'm Always Going To Be Someone That People Enjoy Watching.

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

My Favorite Sexual Position Is When The Girl Is Facing Mecca And I Am Fighting Off A Wolf.

When Someone's Running Late Through An Airport, I Hope They Miss Their Flight So They Can Meet The Love Of Their Life At The Duty Free Shop.

It Really Drives Me Banana Sangwich.