I Love Singing Along To The Radio

If You're Drunk Please Don't Drive. If You're On Shrooms Please Don't Think Walmart's A Prison For Bad Clothing That Needs Help Escaping.

I Love Singing Along To The Radio While I'm Riding In The Back Of A Squad Car.

Three Weeks Ago One Of My Dreams Came True. I Finally Got To See Something I Always Wanted To Witness Live. I Finally Saw Someone Get Hit By A Car... Nailed!

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.

My Brain Is Very Fantastical. If I Ever Actually Recorded Myself, I Could Probably Win A Grammy For Sex Talk. Being On The Road While In Relationships, You Need To Learn To Pleasure One Another.