I'm Always Going To Be Someone That

It's Hard To Be Happy For Someone When You Know Deep Down They'd Kill You If They Had The Chance.

Any Guy That Refers To Dating Women As The Hunt Or Being On The Prowl Should Be Evaluated For A Number Of Conditions.

My Mom And Dad Passed Away From Cancer. Within Nine Months, I Lost Both Of My Folks. Immediately After That, I Had A Horrible Betrayal Where My Brother, Who Worked For Me, Stole A Lot Of My Money. He's In Jail Now.

I Always Thought That If I Got No Love At All Early In My Standup Career, Or I Was God Awful, I Thought I'd Get Into Psychology.

It Was Peace. Peace Is When You Would Shake The Hands Of The People Around You. And You Knew Peace Was Coming Because The Priest Would Say It Five Times Rapid Fire. He'd Go, “my Peace I Leave, My Peace I Give To You. While We Ate Reese's Pieces With The Lord. And I Have A Piece Of Lint In My Peaceful Eye"!