Best Muffins Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

I'm Going To Shoot A Muffin Off Marlene's Head.

Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!

You Look As Scary As A Buttered Muffin.

Carter Kane, 14, Died Tragically In Paris When He Was Eaten By His Sister’s Cat Muffin.

You Don't Get Tired Of Muffins, But You Don't Find Inspiration In Them.

Marry Ann; And At The End Of A Week You'll Find No More Inspiration In Her Than In A Plate Of Muffins.

She Had No Mercy. He Looked At Her Neck And Thought How He Would Like To Jab It With The Knife He Had For His Muffin. He Knew Enough Anatomy To Make Pretty Certain Of Getting The Carotid Artery. And At The Same Time He Wanted To Cover Her Pale, Thin Face With Kisses.

My Earliest Memory Is Learning To Read 'muffin The Mule' When I Was About Three.

When I Came To America, I Was Really Into All The Things People Eat Here. . . . People Called Me Muffin Because I Would Eat Muffins All The Time.

Usually, Old Ladies Tell Me To Find Jesus. Look, I'm Just Trying To Find Some Chai And A Good Vegan Muffin.

English Muffins With Avocado Is One Of My Favorite Breakfasts.

Its Always Nice To Have A Stud Muffin At The Table.