I Can Feel Myself Dying Inside.

Once You Have Kids, You Think Like A Parent. You Get A Lot More Protective.

What We're Always Looking For Is Weird Social Issues And Weird Connections To Make. Luckily For Them, There's No Shortage Of Material.

I Bought A House For My Mom, I Bought A House For My Dad, I Bought A House For My Sister.

We Find Just As Many Things To Rip On The Left As We Do On The Right. People On The Far-left And The Far-right Are The Same Exact Person To Us.

I See Santa Claus And Joseph Smith And Luke Skywalker As The Same Person.