List of Roger Miller Quotes

Junk Bonds Are The Holy Grail For Hostile Takeovers.

Third Box Car, Midnight Train, Destination Bangor, Maine. Old Worn Out Suit And Shoes, I Don't Pay No Union Dues.

. . . And Some People Sing And Dance.

My Uncle Used To Love Me, But She Died.

Age Doesn't Make A Man.

I Want My Music To Leave An Indelible Mark.

I Always Took A Great Deal Of Pride In Being Original.

Trailer For Sale Or Rent, Rooms To Let, Fifty Cents. No Phone, No Pool, No Pets, Ain't Got No Big Regrets. Two Hours Of Pushin' Broom, Buys An Eight By Twelve, Four-bit Room. I'm A Man Of Means, By No Means, King Of The Road.

Without Missing A Beat Roger Says, All The Moneys Right Down Here And Points To The 1st Three Frets.

But You Can Be Happy, If You've A Mind To!

If I Had My Life To Live Over... I Wouldn't Have Time.

Wow. Imagine What God Could Have Done If He'd Had Money.