I Find Mormons Adorable.

It's This Simple Law, Which Every Writer Knows, Of Taking Two Opposites And Putting Them In A Room Together. I Love Anything With Cartman And Butters At The Same Time, It's Great.

No, Writing Musicals Is The Hardest Thing In The World. And It Was Really Funny, Because I Remember When The South Park Movie Came Out, There Were Some Critics That Said, 'well It's Obvious That In Order To Get It To Be 90 Minutes They Filled Some Time With Music.'

When I Was In Sixth Grade There Was A Talent Show, And I Wrote My First Sketch, 'the Dentist.' I Played The Dentist, And I Had My Friend Play A Patient. It Was Sort Of What Can Go Wrong At The Dentist, And I Just Remember I Had Lots Of Fake Blood And Everything.

I Hate Puppets So Much. I Dream About Puppets All Night. I See Strings On People. The Nice Thing Is We Can Just Take A Puppet And Put It In Front Of A Wall And Blow The Shit Out Of It.

It's An Afghanistan Goat, So It Can't Stay Here, Or Else It'll Choke On The Sweet Air Of Freedom.