I Find Mormons Adorable.

Saying Goodbye Doesn't Mean Anything. It's The Time We Spent Together That Matters, Not How We Left It.

It's Not Like We Have A Formula, But I Think One Of The Reasons This Show Has Survived Is That It Has A Big Heart At Its Center. Other Cartoon Shows Have People Crap On Each Other And Make Racist Jokes. But I Don't Think People Tune In For That. I Just Don't Think A Show Lasts For 10 Years Without A Heart.

The Truth Is, Marijuana Probably Isn't Going To Make You Kill People. Most Likely Isn't Going To Fund Terrorists, But Pot Makes You Feel Fine With Being Bored And It's When You're Bored That You Should Be Learning A New Skill Or Some New Science Or Being Creative. If You Smoke Pot You May Grow Up To Find Out That You're Not Good At Anything.

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

Jerry Bruckheimer Creates Comedy, He Just Doesn't Realize Because He's A Turd.