I Find Mormons Adorable.

Jerry Bruckheimer Creates Comedy, He Just Doesn't Realize Because He's A Turd.

My Dad Was Just A Big Joseph Campbell Nut.

I Hate Puppets So Much. I Dream About Puppets All Night. I See Strings On People. The Nice Thing Is We Can Just Take A Puppet And Put It In Front Of A Wall And Blow The Shit Out Of It.

Once You Have Kids, You Think Like A Parent. You Get A Lot More Protective.

The Truth Is, Marijuana Probably Isn't Going To Make You Kill People. Most Likely Isn't Going To Fund Terrorists, But Pot Makes You Feel Fine With Being Bored And It's When You're Bored That You Should Be Learning A New Skill Or Some New Science Or Being Creative. If You Smoke Pot You May Grow Up To Find Out That You're Not Good At Anything.