My Dad Was Just A Big Joseph

The Truth Is, Marijuana Probably Isn't Going To Make You Kill People. Most Likely Isn't Going To Fund Terrorists, But Pot Makes You Feel Fine With Being Bored And It's When You're Bored That You Should Be Learning A New Skill Or Some New Science Or Being Creative. If You Smoke Pot You May Grow Up To Find Out That You're Not Good At Anything.

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

I Think People That Have A Brother Or Sister Don't Realize How Lucky They Are. Sure, They Fight A Lot, But To Know That There's Always Somebody There, Somebody That's Family.

Saying Goodbye Doesn't Mean Anything. It's The Time We Spent Together That Matters, Not How We Left It.

In Terms Of The Creative Side Of It, It's Really Been A Thing Where You Come Up With The Funny Stuff Is Usually At A Bar Or Out Talking To People Or Whatever.