My Dad Was Just A Big Joseph

Me And Matt Love To Argue, But In General Our Sense Of Humor Is Pretty Much Alike.

I See Santa Claus And Joseph Smith And Luke Skywalker As The Same Person.

Bargaining Makes You Come Up With The Best Ideas.

Sometimes What's Right Isn't As Important As What's Profitable.

Careful?! Was My Mother Careful When She Stabbed Me In The Heart With A Coat Hanger While I Was Still In Womb?