I Think That Parents Only Get So

Hollywood Views Regular People As Children, And They Think They're The Smart Ones Who Need To Tell The Idiots Out There How To Be.

The Republicans Didn't Want The Government To Run Your Life, Because Jesus Should. That Was Really Part Of Their Thing: Less Government, More Jesus. Now It's Like, How About More Government And Jesus?

I Bought A House For My Mom, I Bought A House For My Dad, I Bought A House For My Sister.

I Think That Parents Only Get So Offended By Television Because They Rely On It As A Babysitter And The Sole Educator Of Their Kids.

I Find Mormons Adorable.