I Think That Parents Only Get So

You Know That Everyone Thinks That In Order To Do South Park We Must Be Wild, Crazy, Rock And Roll Stars. But The Truth Is We're Just Wholesome Middle-american Guys. We Enjoy Soda Pop, Baseball And Beating Up Old People Just As Much As Anybody

We Find Just As Many Things To Rip On The Left As We Do On The Right. People On The Far-left And The Far-right Are The Same Exact Person To Us.

I Got Into This Little Habit Of Architecture And Building. I Designed A House In Colorado And One In Hawaii. The Idea Is Supposed To Be Build And Sell - But Then I Can Never Bring Myself To Sell Them.

Careful?! Was My Mother Careful When She Stabbed Me In The Heart With A Coat Hanger While I Was Still In Womb?

I Grew Up With The Religion Of 'star Wars,' Frankly. That's When I Realized There Is Something Bigger Out There... And It's Called The Force.