I Think That Parents Only Get So

The Truth Is, Marijuana Probably Isn't Going To Make You Kill People. Most Likely Isn't Going To Fund Terrorists, But Pot Makes You Feel Fine With Being Bored And It's When You're Bored That You Should Be Learning A New Skill Or Some New Science Or Being Creative. If You Smoke Pot You May Grow Up To Find Out That You're Not Good At Anything.

I Would Never Kill Somebody, Unless They Pissed Me Off.

I Just Realized That There Are Going To Be A Lot Of Painful Times In Life, So I Better Learn To Deal With Them In The Right Way.

Jerry Bruckheimer Creates Comedy, He Just Doesn't Realize Because He's A Turd.

If We Have A Great Idea, We'll Go, 'oh, This Could Be A Cool Movie.' Or Really For Us, It's More Like, 'oh, This Is A Really Bad Idea. Let's Do This. This Seems Really Stupid.'