A Scotch Buzz Is The Best Buzz

The Republicans Didn't Want The Government To Run Your Life, Because Jesus Should. That Was Really Part Of Their Thing: Less Government, More Jesus. Now It's Like, How About More Government And Jesus?

I Find Mormons Adorable.

Careful?! Was My Mother Careful When She Stabbed Me In The Heart With A Coat Hanger While I Was Still In Womb?

A Scotch Buzz Is The Best Buzz In The World.

All The Religions Are Super Funny To Me.