A Scotch Buzz Is The Best Buzz

I Love Life... Well Yeah, And I'm Sad, But At The Same Time I'm Really Happy That Something Could Make Me Feel That Sad. It's Like, It Makes Me Feel Alive, You Know? It Makes Me Feel Human. And The Only Way I Could Feel This Sad Now Is If I Felt Somethin' Really Good Before. So I Have To Take The Bad With The Good, So I Guess What I'm Feelin' Is Like A, Beautiful Sadness.

Love Isn't A Decision. It's A Feeling. If We Could Decide Who We Loved,it Would Be Much Simpler, But Much Less Magical

When I Was In Sixth Grade There Was A Talent Show, And I Wrote My First Sketch, 'the Dentist.' I Played The Dentist, And I Had My Friend Play A Patient. It Was Sort Of What Can Go Wrong At The Dentist, And I Just Remember I Had Lots Of Fake Blood And Everything.

It's Funny Because I Think A Lot Of It Is Simply... We've Never Considered Ourselves Satirists, But Because We're On Comedy Central And Because We're South Park On Comedy Central, We Can Do Any Topic We Want.

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.