Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not

I Am A Dyke! And I'm Damn Proud Of It!

I Hate Housework! You Make The Beds, You Do The Dishes And Six Months Later You Have To Start All Over Again.

What Are People Going To Do? Fire Me? I've Been Fired Before. Not Book Me? I've Been Out Of Work Before. I Don't Care.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.