When A Man Has A Birthday, He

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.

Anger Is A Symptom, A Way Of Cloaking And Expressing Feelings Too Awful To Experience Directly - Hurt, Bitterness, Grief And, Most Of All, Fear.

My Routines Come Out Of Total Unhappiness. My Audiences Are My Group Therapy.

Mel Gibson's Father Doesn't Think There Was A Holocaust? Great. I Don't Think There's A Movie. We're Even.

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.