Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes

I Could Never Be In A Cult. For Starters, They Never Accessorize Properly. David Koresh Had No Fashion Sense, Jim Jones Wore Leisure Suits, And I Don't Care How Charismatic Osama Bin Laden Was, An Ak-47 And An Insulin Drip Do Not Take The Place Of Drop Earrings Or A Well-placed Brooch.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.

Last Night I Asked My Husband, 'what's Your Favorite Sexual Position?' And He Said, 'next Door.'

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.