If You Don't Think You're Funny, No

The Thing Is, I'm Happiest When I'm On Stage.

I Was So Flat I Used To Put Xs On My Chest And Write, 'you Are Here.' I Wore Angora Sweaters Just So The Guys Would Have Something To Pet.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

Can We Talk?

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