If You Don't Think You're Funny, No

Somehow, Some Way, Every Person In The Arts Has To Find An Accommodation With Disappointment And Embarrassment. They Are The Pollen In The Air We Breathe. If You Must Go Into The Arts, Go Into Them For Yourself Alone. On Some Basic Level You Must Enjoy The Act Of Doing It ... Otherwise, You Are Going To End Up Frustrated And Unhappy. Recognition In The Arts Is Luck And Gravy.

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.

I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

I Think It's Time They Knew The Truth About Beethoven.