How Old Would You Be If You

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.