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Money And Women. They're Two Of The Strongest Things In The World. The Things You Do For A Woman You Wouldn't Do For Anything Else. Same With Money.

Smokey Joe (williams) Could Throw Harder Than Anyone.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.