I've Said It Once And I'll Say

Go Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Life Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something May Be Gaining On You.

If You Want To Live A Long Time, Don't Fool With Nothing Old But Money, Nothing Big But A Bank Roll, Nothing Black But A Cadillac, Nothing Over Twenty-two Years, Nothing That Weighs Over 130. If You Do, You're In Trouble. 'cause When You're Getting Old And Your Cells Gettin' Low, You'll Need A Delco Battery To Boost Ya.

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.