I've Said It Once And I'll Say

Nobody Likes The Ball Low And Away, But That's Where You're Going To Get It From Me. I Been Pitching It There 50 Years, Away From Them. That Way They Can't Hurt You. You Keep The Ball In The Park.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.